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Before being merry, make your yard happy
MLive.com, MI
... Ignoring end-of-season responsibilities will haunt you come Festivus, a holiday created by Frank Costanza on the popular television comedy "Seinfeld."
Festivus was Frank's answer to the commercialism of the other December holidays. Highlights include the Festivus Pole, Feats of Strength and the dreaded Airing of Grievances...
Highlights include the FESTIVUS POLE, Feats of Strength and the dreaded Airing of Grievances.
The great tree debate continues
Brandon Sun, Canada
... Ah, but then the politically correct crowd would surely insist the FESTIVUS POLE should be known as a ‘holiday pole,’ so as not to offend those of other ...
Order your FESTIVUS POLE Today.
MLive.com, MI
... Ignoring end-of-season responsibilities will haunt you come Festivus, a holiday created by Frank Costanza on the popular television comedy "Seinfeld."
Festivus was Frank's answer to the commercialism of the other December holidays. Highlights include the Festivus Pole, Feats of Strength and the dreaded Airing of Grievances...
Highlights include the FESTIVUS POLE, Feats of Strength and the dreaded Airing of Grievances.
The great tree debate continues
Brandon Sun, Canada
... Ah, but then the politically correct crowd would surely insist the FESTIVUS POLE should be known as a ‘holiday pole,’ so as not to offend those of other ...
Order your FESTIVUS POLE Today.
13 Comments:
Holiday is short for HOLY day. That may offend athiests who don't believe in anything Holy or spiritual. :)
Besides the festivus pole is a tradition Frank Costanza stole from pagans. That dirty Frank! It's just like he stole the "Bro" idea from Kramer and called it a "manzier!"
go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asherah_pole
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Take a look at this:
I Heart Festivus T-shirts...
I can't resist.....
Frank Costanza popularized it but Festivus was around before then.
I remember I was only 5 the first time I pinned may father. Mind you he'd drunk a lot of eggnog.
The next year he was more circumspect with his imbibing and Festivus did not end until March 25th.
darwinsmoustache
Like a true Holy Day Festivus helped George get out of the 20G scandal. Check out http://seinfeldisback.blogspot.com for more on Seinfeld.
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I wrote this Festivus song, feel free to use it! Sung to the tune of 'Oh X-mas Tree'
Oh Festivus, oh Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us.
We have our pole, tis tinsel free, and feats of strength, who needs a tree?
Oh festivus, oh festivus, the holiday for the rest of us.....
No gifts required, and nothing sought, no mall trips planned, no bullshit bought,
Oh Festivus, oh Festivus the holiday for the rest of us!
Believe it or not, the holiday was not created by Frank Costanza... It is an ancient celebration or festival. I read that in the book, "Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us"
My owner hasn't put up a christmas tree- maybe I can talk her into a Festivus Pole!
Big Wags,
Isabella
Festivus ROCKS!!!
Nothing beats the annual Feats of Strength abd Airing of Grievances!
If the holidays were so Holy why shorten it to Holiday in the first place! Festivus seems more befitting for this season anyways as shopping brings out the worst in people...
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