Saturday, December 23, 2006

Happy Festivus

As I said, I don't yet know whether, or how, I may pursue my legal rights regarding THE GREAT FESTIVUS POLE TRADEMARK DISPUTE (See Below for details).

I continue to welcome input from all who may wish to -- Comment Below.

I'm also curious to hear from people as to which attorney would do best, if I were to pursue my legal options regarding "festivus pole"
-- "Jackie" or the "Caped Attorney"


JACKIE


CAPED ATTORNEY

In the meantime, you can order your own Festivus Pole, from its original purveyor at THE FESTIVUS POLE

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Festivus Legal Dispute

Last year I became the first business to market a product branded as a “festivus pole” at www.THEFESTIVUSPOLE.com.

In doing so, I established common law trademark rights in the mark “festivus pole.” Shortly after establishing my site, offering the "festivus pole" for sale across the United States, a competing company, R&B Wagner, Inc., began marketing a similar product under the same brand name. As the season for the product is necessarily short-lived, and it was the first instance of possible confusion between the brands, neither I nor my competitor instituted legal action against the other.

However, late last year, a third individual, a potential competitor, filed with the United States Patent and Trademark Office to register a trademark for the mark “festivus pole.”

This mark was approved by the examining attorneys at the United States Patent and Trademark Office and published for opposition on the USPTO website and in the Trademark Official Gazette.

See publication:
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My competitor, R&B Wagner, Inc., through his attorney, then filed a notice of opposition asserting prior use and that the mark is descriptive and therefore not able to be registered as a trademark.

See opposition filing below.

Prior to my marketing the lengths of aluminum tube as a "festivus pole", which occured before publication of the books cited by R&B Wagner, Inc's attorneys (see filings below), the only way such a product was marketed was as "aluminum tube" or "aluminum pipe."

As the first one to market a length of aluminum tubing as a “festivus pole”, I established the priority to claim common law trademark rights in the "festivus pole" mark.

Upon researching my rights, I received the legal opinion of a prominent intellectual property attorney, whose firm is one of the most recognized authorities in Trademark, Copyright, Patent, and related Intellectual Property matters and has clients ranging from single individuals and small business to corporations with annual sales of more than $3 billion.

The attorney stated that on the a continuum of categorization of trademarks (ranging from fanciful, arbitrary, suggestive, descriptive or generic) the mark "festivus pole" is not descriptive and is able to be registered as a trademark.

I have been assured that the brand name "festivus pole" in no way describes any of the properties of a length of aluminum tube. In the words of the trademark attorney with whom I consulted, "Festivus isn't a real holiday, so what is it descriptive of?"

While the current legal procedings are open (see all the filings here), I continue to weigh the options that I may pursue with regard to my rights.

As I said, I don't yet know whether or how I may pursue the rights that have been explained to me. I am open to input from all who may wish to offer their input... Comment below.

In the meantime, you can order your own Festivus Pole, from its original purveyor at THE FESTIVUS POLE


Opposition filing to United States Patent Trademark Office trademark registration:
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And, oh yeah, HAPPY FESTIVUS, from THE FESTIVUS POLE

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

FESTIVUS ... A GOOD IDEA!

The Daily Greensboring reports:

Festivus, I just learned from the radio is a Holiday which sprung from a sarcastic Seinfeld writer's family tradition, into a world-wide holiday.

Although I'm sure I've heard the term Festivus, I've never given any thought to what it is, nor it's satirical origination. But tonight on the drive-home, on the Radio, they were discussing Festivus and how most people think it was from the show Seinfeld.

The first thing I thought was... hey, that's a cool idea...


Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE

Monday, December 11, 2006

THE STRIKE on TBS

The Columbus Dispatch reports a mini Seinfeld Marathon featuring THE STRIKE

The holidays are here. Do you have your aluminum pole? Have you been pumping iron to prepare for the feats of strength? Readying your grievances?

Forget those other holidays. We’re talking Festivus, baby — that absurd made-up holiday born in a Seinfeld episode in 1997.

In honor of that great day ("officially" celebrated Dec. 23), TBS has scheduled a mini-Seinfeld marathon this week that includes the episode...


Be sure to order your own Festivus Pole, for the best price on the net, at THE FESTIVUS POLE

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Festivus and the so called War on Christmas

Phillyfuture.org covers the Festivus holiday...

Back in 1997, an episode of the tv sitcom Seinfeld invented a holiday called Festivus. The slogan was A Festivus for the rest of us, and featured a bare aluminum pole instead of a tree. December 23rd was dubbed as the day for the new celebration, which centered around an annual Airing of Grievances. After dinner, Feats of Strength were performed. The celebration concluded with the head of the household being wrestled to the ground.

It looks like Jerry and the gang were ahead of their time...


Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE

FESTIVUS vs. Chrismukkah

The New York Post covers the debate over FESTIVUS vs. Chrismukkah

Try out two alternatives created by the glorious boob tube! As fans of both shows know, "Seinfeld" and "The O.C." have popularized a pair of off-the-wall, rituals: Frank Costanza's Festivus and Seth Cohen's Chrismukkah.

Both fictitious holidays have inspired books, both written by former Post staffers. Allen Salkin penned "Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us" and Gersh Kuntzman wrote "Chrismukkah: The Official Guide to the World's Most Beloved Holiday,"

Last week, in keeping with the "Feats of Strength" ceremony in Festivus, the authors met at the Lower East Side's Pink Pony to champion their respective holidays. They held a special debate to enlighten those who missed their meeting. May the best holiday win!

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Be sure to order your own Festivus Pole, for the best price on the net, from THE FESTIVUS POLE

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Gather ’round the pole

Gather ’round the pole
By DAVID HALL of the Kinston Free Press

Polish your aluminum pole, limber up for the traditional Feats of Strength and get ready. It’s time for another Festivus miracle: The Airing of Grievances...

Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE

Festivus rejects materialism and provides an outlet for stress and hostility

A Festivus for the rest of us

December 07, 2006
BY JORDAN PENNER of the Bethel College Collegian

Brought to popular light by Frank Castanza of the timeless comedy “Seinfeld,” the classic holiday of Festivus continues strong amongst long time celebrators and new Seinfeld aficionados.

Frank's epiphany is somewhat historical by now...


Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE

Friday, December 08, 2006

festivus to catch on in UK?

The Sun newspaper reports three out of four employers had banned Christmas decorations from their offices, UK Bakery giants Greggs cannot “risk contamination” from decorations getting into food.

We all know that tinsel can also be very distracting

Too bad for the Brits that I don't ship overseas but those of you stateside can get your own Festivus Pole, for the best price on the net, at THEFESTIVUSPOLE.com

Thursday, December 07, 2006

The Perfect Festivus Gift Combo For Your Girl

Order THE FESTIVUS POLE for home delivery at THEFESTIVUSPOLE.com, then sign for your girl up for this:

"POLE DANCING CLASS ~ A POLE LOT OF FUN FOR THE HOLIDAYS

It is time to meet your new dance partner...may we introduce you to... Mr. Pole. Pole Dancing is the sexiest form of physical fitness and personal empowerment. It is exciting and challenging!

90 minute pole workout class will teach you:

1. Sexy Pole Spins
2. Seductive Pole Moves
3. Impressive Pole Grips
4. Proper Pole Posture and Safety Procedures
5. Moves that help tighten and tone your body
"

Sign up here

Festivus Pole Dancers

The New Texan's Blog made a few posts with candidates for "Festivus Pole Dancer."

Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE.com (dancer's not included).


November 14th



November 17th



December 4th


Again, you can order your own Festivus Pole for home delivery at THEFESTIVUSPOLE.com (dancer's not included).

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Phil Specter's wig: a festivus miracle?


I could struggle to tie this into Festivus in a more concrete way, but Phil Specter's wig is quite simply a FESTIVUS MIRACLE




Thanks to Radaronline.com for noting this one (Radar's Specter post).


Get your own Festivus Pole at THEFESTIVUSPOLE.com

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Despite Wisconsin Gov's Boycott

There will still be a FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US:

Gov. Jim Doyle. said he won't be recognizing the made-up (sic) holiday after Michael Richards, aka Kramer, unleashed a string of racial slurs at black patrons during a recent comedy club appearance.

He claims to be a "Seinfeld" fanatic, but if he were he'd know that Festivus is a perfecrt time to address Richard's rant ... the airing of grievances.


Get your own Festivus Pole at THEFESTIVUSPOLE.com

Monday, December 04, 2006

Have Your Festivus Pole Ready?

Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE

"HAVE YOUR FESTIVUS POLE READY?

On Dec. 18, 1997, the mistletoe-less alternative to the holidays was unleashed upon an unsuspecting public in a "Seinfeld" episode titled "The Strike." Somehow, it stuck. Today many celebrate Festivus, basically whenever they want to. The recent racist outburst by Michael Richards (Kramer) and its attendant uproar apparently haven't affected the faux fete.

It's a Festivus miracle!

During the episode, Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) relates that the holiday -- replete with "feats of strength" and the "airing of grievances" -- was born after his Christmas Eve tug of war with another man over the last doll in a ..."


Read the full article at The Washington Post


Get your own Festivus Pole at THE FESTIVUS POLE